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Today's Big Stories

Appearance Of Heir In Film Anthem Sparks SET Sell-Off

CNBC, Bloomberg, and the Wall Street Journal to be investigated for reporting story

Abhisit Spends Entire Week On Phone With Old Woman Who Thinks He’s The Water Department

PM patiently tries to answer elderly Thai’s questions

Ministry of Communications Bans Over 2,000 Metaphors

Claims certain topics “too sensitive” for indirect, confusing references

Thai Film Office Reluctantly Congratulates Thai Cannes-Winning Film

Officials hope that director Apitchatpong's efforts will bring more attention to commercial Thai movies that suck

Central Announces “Let’s Pretend Nothing Ever Happened” Sale

Promises fun and a false sense of national unity for the whole family

Bangkok Journalist Diagnosed With Severe Twittervitis

New disease’s victims unable to communicate normally

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	Kim Jong Il’s Pancreas Sent To Labor Camp
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