FOR SALE:
Condos! Townhouses! Land! For more info, see any billboard, wall, or pole, anywhere.
WANTED:
Friends who share my race, age, weight, income, politics, IQ, diet, sexual habits, linguistic limitations, alcoholism, and unspoken fear of own failures. Ask for Mike at Steve’s Bar, Udon Thani.
DESPERATELY SEEKING:
Viable revenue plan, future. Contact: newspaper industry. Hurry.