PAD Kids Form Splinter Group, Turn Against Parents

BANGKOK – The young children of the PAD protestors have reportedly split from the movement and demanded that their parents take them home because they are sleepy. Over the weekend, a group of four- to- six-year-olds formed a separate circle inside the Government House compound where they say they will cry, shit and piss themselves until their demands are met. Analysts say the brilliant tactics,... 

Princess Shows Talent By Reviewing Own Movie

BANGKOK – Following the successful premiere of her first movie Where The Miracle Happens, Princess Ubon Rattana has revealed yet another hidden talent – that of a film reviewer. In addition to inspiring, producing, writing, and starring in the heart-warming drama about a woman who discovers the true meaning of happiness by helping an upcountry village and its children, Princess Ubonrat... 

King Wants All Future Cabinets To Take Oath Via Teleconference From Hua Hin

HUA HIN – His Majesty the King Bhumibol Adulyadej, who has overseen more than 200 cabinet changes under 25 different prime ministers since he assumed the throne, has said that he would like the constitution amended so that he can swear in future cabinet members from the comfort of his home. “It would be a more productive use of my time if I did not have to travel to Bangkok for this ceremony... 

Muslims Hastily Spliced Into King’s Anthem Film

BANGKOK – The release of Major Cineplex’s new video of the king’s anthem, played prior to the beginning of each feature film in its cinemas, was delayed by a week in order to edit in some Muslims, according to Winomrat Ameetir, the film’s editor. “We had the final cut, sound-mixed and everything, and suddenly I get a phone call telling me to add some Muslims,” Winomrat... 

Real Estate Firm To Open New Luxury Condo For Foreign Criminals

BANGKOK – Leading real estate developer Raimon Land has announced it is building Bangkok’s first high-end condominium catering exclusively to the foreign criminal. Units in the 20-billion baht development called The Haven will feature “iron doors, untraceable Wi-Fi, and an exit in the bathroom that leads to a fire escape.” Every tenant will be able to receive all meals in the...