Obama Ascends To Heavens On Cloud To Go Get Crabcake Sandwich

MOUNT OLIVET, MA — And on the third day back from Martha’s Vineyard, He was feeling uncommonly peckish, and He said unto Himself: “What this moment calls for is a nice, savory crabcake sandwich. With a toasted bun and a tangy remoulade.” And so, when the women came to find Him, He was not there. Very early, before the morning talk shows, they came to the Oval Office with a selection... 

Asia’s Awesome Bootleg DVD Selection Traced Back To Single Chinese Mafia Boss Film School Dropout

BANGKOK – The amazing diversity and artistic quality of bootleg DVDs available on the streets of Southeast Asia has been definitively traced back to its source – a single Chinese mafia boss who happens to be a failed filmmaker and frustrated cinephile. According to a new report by Interpol, as much as 60% of the catalog of bootleg films sold on Asian streets were hand-picked for pirating by Sam...