Tiger Woods Embraces His Thai Half By Denying Reality

WINDERMERE, FLORIDA – Tiger Woods, the world’s number one golfer and one of sports’ most famous superstars, finally embraced his Thai heritage this week by engaging in fierce and categorical denial of obvious reality. In response to the worldwide media storm that began with the global athletic icon crashing his Cadillac Escalade into a fire hydrant near his home at 2:30 a.m., Woods has engaged... 

Thais Saddened Over News That His Majesty Will Not Provide Advice For Them To Ignore Again

BANGKOK – For the second straight year, the people of Thailand have suffered the disappointment of not hearing and ignoring the wise advice of His Majesty The King. This week, the Royal Household announced that His Majesty would be indefinitely postponing his annual birthday address. It is the second consecutive year that His Majesty has skipped his birthday speech, which is televised live nationwide... 

‘Please’ Officially Added To ‘Long Live The King’

BANGKOK – The Ministry of Communications and the Ministry of Culture made a joint announcement today that, effective immediately, the long-used phrase “Long Live The King” would be permanently amended to include the word “Please.” Beginning today, all official government communications and publications would switch to the new modified phrase “Long Live The King, Please,” which the Ministries...