Obese, Diabetic, Smoking Sex Tourist Is Appalled At Lack Of Nana Plaza Fire Exits

NANA PLAZA — The lack of a rear fire exit and a general absence of international-standard safety rules at Nana Entertainment Plaza was emphatically condemned last night by Lester Mott, a 47-year old American sex tourist who frequents the area. Mott, who smokes 3 packs of Khrong Tip a day and has Type 2 obesity-related diabetes, claimed that a fire exit was a basic standard of safety that even... 

‘Pa Cheng’ Charged With Not Including Monks In Fraudulent Miracle Cures

BANGKOK — The consumer protection division of the police department today announced new charges against Sorawan “Pa (Aunty) Cheng” Sirisuntarin, a 72-year-old producer of herbal remedies. Pol Maj Gen Jaturong Pumarin, commander of the consumer protection division, said that Sorawan would be charged for failing to include a Buddhist monk or temple in attempted medical fraud, which... 

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Sleep. Between May 14 and May 20 in downtown Bangkok. Can’t remember last time I had it exactly. Would pay anything to have it again. Contact sub desk at AP.

‘Nation’ Website Induces Seizures In Prathom 4 Students

BANGKOK – Several Prathom 4 students were rushed to the hospital today after suffering seizures induced by the flashing banners, pictures and graphics on the The Nation’s website. Three 9-year-old girls and two 9-year-old boys began convulsing shortly after being instructed to visit the site during their English-language class. According to their teacher, the incident occurred about 5 minutes after... 

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