Alcohol and Online Campaigning Banned

From the Bangkok Post: “Any political campaigning via Facebook, Twitter and other online social networks will be banned from 6pm on Saturday until midnight on Sunday, police said. No alcohol will be on sale or served during these hours as well, police spokesman Prawut Thawornsiri said. More than 900 websites will be monitored for signs of a breach of the electoral law during those hours, Pol... 

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Fig leaf. Contact Prayuth.

HELP WANTED:

Computer experts. Must be able to block HTTPS and advanced proxy server routing using 15-year-old PC running Windows 95. Contact MICT.

SEEKING:

A bar that serves alcohol, sweet sweet alcohol, to keep the crushing depression of sober self-evaluation at bay on Election Day. Help me.