Breast Painter?

A recent contestant on “Thailand’s Got Talent” shocked judges and the Culture Minister by painting with her breasts. What do you think? Fritzl Maneerat Chaiwat Sex Tourist History Professor Tourism Authority “You call that talent? She didn’t even shoot darts with her vagina.” “Bare-breasted women are common in Thai history, which I guess explains why the... 

What Are We Doing Instead of Watching Euro 2012?

TRUEVisions is not carrying the Euro football tournament. What are its subscribers doing instead?


First-born and only son, from important family outing to Thung Makham Yong, Ayuttaya on Friday May 25. Whereabouts unknown, and police and press refuse to acknowledge glaring absence. Contact Chitlarada Palace.

BTS Proudly Achieves Tokyo-Grade Passenger Discomfort

BANGKOK – The Bangkok Mass Transit System Public Company Limited (BTSC), operator of the Bangkok Skytrain, proudly announced yesterday that the elevated train system has finally achieved a level of passenger density and discomfort that meets or exceeds Japanese standards. “As of now, our valued customers can ride the BTS knowing that they are packed in as tightly and miserably as commuters in some...