U.S. Re-elects Barack Obama?

The United States re-elected Barack Obama. How does this affect Thailand? What do you think? Udomrat Kristie Kenney Vorawan Khunying US Ambassador PAD Member “Thais will continue to embrace dark- skinned people, as they have for the last four years.” “Thai-US relations will continue to be super fun!!! Hooray!!! #waterskiingrocks” “I can’t judge any US president until... 

WANTED:

Election victory sex partner. Any male w/pulse will do. Contact Meredith at Democrats Abroad Election Party. I’m the drunk, desperate one. No, the other one.

FOR SALE:

300 million tons of rice, slightly stale. Make offer; discretion a must. Contact Pheu Thai.

DESPERATELY SEEKING:

Rain. Contact Kalasin, Sakhon Nakhon, Udon Thani, Beung Kan, Nong Khai, Nong Bua Lamphub and Mukdahan. I know, right?