Thais To Celebrate New “Constitutions Day” Today

BANGKOK – Constitution Day will for the first time be celebrated today under its new name “Constitutions Day”. While the national holiday will still honor December 10, the day King Prajadhipok (Rama VII) graciously bestowed  the country’s first inviolable charter on the people, its new more inclusive name will allow Thais to pay respects to any of the 17 sacrosanct charters... 

Thongdaeng Abdicates To Foo Foo

RATTANAKOSIN – In a shocking event that may forever alter the social and cultural landscape of the Kingdom of Thailand, His Majesty the King’s royal dog Thongdaeng has abdicated his position as the nation’s ruling pet of state to Foo Foo, Crown Prince Vajiralongkorn’s longstanding dog-in-waiting. The announcement came during Thongdaeng’s annual birthday event, a public holiday for all dogs... 

Protesters Threaten To Paralyze Instagram With “Billion Selfie” Assault

BANGKOK – Citing a mandate to shut down key government and social institutions until the Yingluck Shinawatra administration surrenders power, Bangkok’s anti-government protest groups threatened today to occupy photo-based social media network Instagram with hundreds of millions of pictures of themselves. “We will not back down from our promise to stop the country in its tracks,” said protest...