New Visa Rules Exclude Everyone Except Sex Tourists, Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, Ravers, Illiterate Troglodytes

BANGKOK – Citing the need for maintaining order and unity during the transition to reform, the Council for Maintaining Peace and Order (CMPO) announced strict new visa rules for foreigners wishing to enter the kingdom. Effective today, tourist and non-immigrant business visas will be limited only to persons whose motives for entering Thailand involve solicitation of sex workers, consumption of alcholic... 

What Reforms Would You Like To See First?

The NCPO has promised reforms. What would you reform first?   Miaow, Hi-So Nid, PDRC Protester Fritzl, Sex Tourist “Wait, we get to pick them?That is so cooool.” “Actually, absolute militarycontrol was the only one Iwanted.” “The age of consent lawsare not clear enough.”

Junta Insists “Protests” Just Rowdy Mainland Chinese Tourists

BANGKOK – Thailand’s new military government strongly denied the existence of anti-coup protests, suggesting that any civil disturbances being witnessed were just large groups of Chinese tourists. Speaking to reporters at a press conference yesterday, General Prayuth Chan-Ocha, the leader of the National Council for Peace and Order (NCPO), explained that incidents at Rajprasong and Victory Monument... 

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