FOR SALE:

350,000 sandbags, never touched water. Call KasikornBank.

WANTED:

Flood relief supplies that don’t have opportunistic asshole’s name or credit-whoring foundation logo on the bag. Contact: Nakhon Nayok.

SEEKING:

Truth, to partner with Reconciliation for once.

SEEKING:

Instagram filter that makes flood pics look more retro. Email MiniKitty555@sanook.com.

FOR SALE:

Whatever I steal from your abandoned house. @Thieves Market, starting November. Deal with it.