Prime Minister, mid-sized nation. No experience, knowledge, intellect, commitment, honesty, or compassion required. None permitted, actually. Send CV and pic to ChanChanOChaCha@yahoo.com
Middle path, middle ground, middle class. If found, please return to Thailand, or any Buddhist nation, really.
Attention. Validation. Possibly some Asian pussy. Contact Michael Yon.
Park to jog in that doesn’t smell like urine and self-righteousness. Contact: Lumpini Runners Club.
Pandering reassurance that your neo-fascist crusade is righteous and logical, from a smart-sounding white man in a suit. Ask for Dr. Steven Young.