A 37-year-old man was arrested for luring high school girls on Facebook, assaulting and taping them for blackmail. What do you think? Miaow Vorawan Fritzl Hi-So Student Journalist Sex Tourist “You can avoid this by joining my FB Group ‘Love The King, Hate Being Raped On Video’.” “The rape victims must feel better now that their names and photos are on the... 

Some politicians have proposed moving Thailand’s entire capital city to higher ground. What do you think? Miaow Somchai Sukhumbhand Hi-So Student Shop Owner Governor “Wouldn’t it be cheaper to pay fake scientists to tell us we’re going to be okay?” “I already wrapped my storefront in Bt300 of plastic sheeting. I’m never leaving.” “Why don’t... 

Who do you think should take the blame for the floods? Uemdueng Somchai Vorawan Khunying Farmer Conspiracy Theorist “It’s every reservoir not named for the king and whatever causes rain other than the king.” “Hydrogen and oxygen combined to make water 10 billion years ago. who was Prime Minister then?” “This is the work of IKEA. Think about it – Who gains... 

Privately-produced news programs might get booted off state TV. What do you think? Somchai Uemdueng Miaow Farmer Khunying Hi-so student “But how will I know which Unilever products to buy without all those logos?” “The important thing is that we all watch the same non-news at 8pm.” “None of this matters. Where is my iPhone 5? I want my iPhone 5!”

Pheu Thai MP Jatuporn Prompan has proposed that families of those killed in the May 2010 crackdown be paid Bt10 million each. What do you think? Somchai Uemdueng Apirak Farmer Khunying Democrat MP “My brother was shot by soldiers in front of Wat Phatum and survived. That idiot.” “I thought the Bt300 minimum wage covered dying.” “As long as they agree to spend Bt5...