How has the Erawan bombing affected you?

Miaow, Hi-So Nid, ex-PDRC Protester Fritzl, Sex Tourist   “It totally doubled my Instagram followers. Awesome!”     “Never again will I send beloved servants to deliver garlands. Only servants I don’t love.”     “I will avoid all cultural sites in Thailand. More so.”  

The Coup Has Benefited Everyone. How Has It Benefited You?

    Miaow, Hi-So Nid, ex-PDRC Protester Fritzl, Sex Tourist “I guess I’m still really rich, so — thanks! “Now the only corruption is the kind I personally instigate.” “Fucking the poor is now state policy. Hooray!”

What Reforms Would You Like To See First?

The NCPO has promised reforms. What would you reform first?   Miaow, Hi-So Nid, PDRC Protester Fritzl, Sex Tourist “Wait, we get to pick them?That is so cooool.” “Actually, absolute militarycontrol was the only one Iwanted.” “The age of consent lawsare not clear enough.”

Thailand’s new panda baby?

Thailand’s panda Lin Hui is pregnant. What do you think?   Miaow Hi-So Nid PDRC Protester Fritzl Sex Tourist “As long as the baby is black and white, it should fit right in with our society.”     “How can we trust anyone born in the North?”       “It wasn’t me. I never touched her.”           

Fines For Making Calls In Cinemas?

The Philippines is proposing a law fining cinema patrons who talk on their mobile phones. What do you think? Miaow Pik Maneet Hi-So Marketing Director, Major Cineplex Thai Film Director “I’m catching Les Mis at Emporium tonight at 8 pm. Call me then and I’ll tell you what I think.” “It’s not enough. We are pushing for a new law fining patrons who don’t...