Privately-produced news programs might get booted off state TV. What do you think? Somchai Uemdueng Miaow Farmer Khunying Hi-so student “But how will I know which Unilever products to buy without all those logos?” “The important thing is that we all watch the same non-news at 8pm.” “None of this matters. Where is my iPhone 5? I want my iPhone 5!”

Pheu Thai MP Jatuporn Prompan has proposed that families of those killed in the May 2010 crackdown be paid Bt10 million each. What do you think? Somchai Uemdueng Apirak Farmer Khunying Democrat MP “My brother was shot by soldiers in front of Wat Phatum and survived. That idiot.” “I thought the Bt300 minimum wage covered dying.” “As long as they agree to spend Bt5... 

If the Pheu Thai party wins, Yingluck Shinawatra would be Thailand’s first female PM. What do you think? Vorawan Miaow Fritzl PAD cartoonist Hi-so student Sex tourist “A woman? How are we supposed to make a woman look like Hitler?” “I’m proud of my country for promoting gender equality among billionaires.” “As long as the other 33,654,902 Thai women remain powerless,... 

Britain’s Prince William is marrying longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton. What do you think? Fritzl Polwit Uemdueng Sex Tourist Red Shirt Khunying “I won’t know what to think until I see naked pictures of her.” “Royalist propaganda. The British army is clearly planning a coup.” “Wonderful! One more generation of commoner genes should eliminate... 

Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjaiva has admitted to holding UK citizenship. What do you think? Uemdueng Somchai Fritzl Khunying Farmer Sex Tourist “Really? His teeth look fine to me.” “So he’s not gay after all. Just English.” “Ha! Now he’ll have to pay Bt400 to visit the Crocodile Farm too.”