Bangkok Women Pay Respects To Supreme Patriarch With Sexy Black Shopping Spree

RAJPRASONG – Last month’s passing of His Holiness the Supreme Patriarch of Thailand, Somdet Phra Nyanasamvara Suvaddhana Mahathera, has been respectfully observed by Bangkok’s women through a glorious shopping spree for sexy black clothes to wear to work and to business meetings. “His Holiness represets the essential nature of Buddhism, which we hold dear as a central guide to our lives as... 

After-Hours Nightclub Insufficiently Shitty

ARI – Club Naughty, Bangkok’s latest after-hours nightclub, was an extreme disappointment due to its failure to be completely wretched in every way, reported late-night punter Bran Windhorst. “You call this an after-hours place?” asked the 34-year-old expatriate. “Hell, it looks just like a normal nightclub.” Owned by a consortium of above-board and respected businesses, Club Naughty opened... 

Supercar Drivers Demand Better Supercar Parking

THONGLOR – Bangkok’s elite automobile enthusiasts blasted the city’s insufficient supercar facilities, demanding an immediate increase in locations to park and display their immensely expensive cars. “I paid almost Bt30,000,000 for my Ferrari 458 Italia and I have hardly anywhere to show it off,” lamented Prakit “Jake” Limkulyoon, the son of a powerful hotel-owning family. “What’s... 

Bangkok Malls, Offices To Avert Power Crisis By Raising Thermostat Above Freezing

BANGKOK – Facing the very real possibility of an energy crisis during April’s hot season, the government has initiated a preventive measure by mandating that public air-conditioned spaces no longer be chilled to sub-zero temperatures. “We must all make sacrifices for the common good, even if it means changing our way of life,” said Energy Minister Pongsak Ruktapongpisal yesterday. “I know... 

New Reality TV Show Awards 10M Baht To Any Surviving Teacher In South

PATTANI – In an attempt to counter the massive exodus of teachers from the troubled Deep South region of Thailand, the government announced a new TV reality show that would award a grand prize of Bt10 million to one lucky southern teacher who survives 2013. “Survivor: Education!” will be a co-production of Grammy Entertainment and Channel 3, and will feature as contestants all remaining teachers...