This May Not Be True But We’ll Report It Anyway

In the depths of the esteemed editorial halls of NTN, we have concocted a conspiracy theory that sounds ridiculous even to us—so ridiculous, in fact, that it would be a journalist disservice to our readers to keep it to ourselves. Do we believe it’s true? Of course not. But we have a policy here to tell you the truth, lies and everything in between. After all, that’s what we ascribe... 

I Don’t Give A F**k If Your Windshield Is Already Clean

Red light. That’s my cue. Here, let me give the windshield of your shiny new Mercedes a few apathetic strokes with my wadded-up copy of yesterday’s Thai Rath. Sorry, but I lost my washcloth to a soi dog the other day. It happens when you share a bed with semi-feral street animals.  Anyway, the newspaper does just as well in streaking this watery fluid of dubious origin that I’ve... 

A Plea For Help

During the current crisis against the farmers of Zimbabwe by the supporters of our President, ROBERT MUGABE to claim all the white owned farms in our country He ordered all the white farmers to surrender their farms to his  party members and their followers. My father was one of the greatest and best farmers in the country and he did not support the President's political ideology, and the President¢s... 

I May Just Write a Firmly-Worded Letter to the Editor

I’m not one to complain, but someone really should do something about these street stalls on Sukhumvit Road. They completely block the path which is intended for pedestrians, and worse, the touts make a complete nuisance of themselves. I mean really, how many times do you have to tell some chump that I’m not interested in wooden elephants and silk scarves? You’d think they’d remember my face.... 

A Reader Writes In

Dear Not The Nation, You do not respect Thai people or culture! You know nothing about Thailand! Do not look down on the Thai people! You must be paid by Thaksin and his cronies to defame the Thai people! Thais do not need foreigners to tell us how to run the country! If you do not enjoy the hospitality of Thailand, you are welcome to leave. I suggest you come out and show your true colors and stop...