ROME – The head of the World Food Program today urged the citizens of North Korea to eat all their pictures of recently deceased supreme leader Kim Jong Il. “The approximately 4 billion images of the departed leader represents the single largest source of available nutrition in the country today,” said WFP head Josette Sheeran, speaking from a press conference at the WFP headquarters in Rome. According... 

SAN FRANCISCO — Apple CEO Steve Jobs abruptly ended concerns about his declining health by unveiling the “iMortal” exoskeleton at a spectacular product launch at the Worldwide Developers Conference in San Francisco today. Wearing the exoskeleton, Jobs made a dramatic entrance at the launch by descending from the ceiling and slowly lowering himself to the stage through careful manipulation... 

WUHAN – Facebook’s presence in China reached three-digits yesterday, according to a press release from the company. Pei Zhang, an engineering student at Wuhan Technical College became the 100th Chinese citizen in China to successfully register a new member ship with the popular social networking site, which has been blocked in the country since 2007. “It took me about six weeks, but I managed... 

GALAXY UGC3478 – No Thais were reported injured or killed in the latest stellar explosion in the far reaches of deep space, according to authorities. The explosion, which was reported last week by NASA’s Chandra X-ray observatory in Cambridge, Massachusetts, was classified as a Type 1 Supernova and is believed to have been caused by the collapse of a massive star into a new black hole, releasing... 

MOSCOW – Prime Minister Vladamir Putin told the Russian parliament yesterday that his leadership had returned the Russian to his rightful place as most common Hollywood villain. Many of the members of the Federal Assembly, most who whom donned fur caps with ear flaps,  leather gloves and sported acne scars, cheered and tapped black canes on the floor in tribute to Putin. Analysts had thought that...