(Thai local time)

Sondhi: “Let the rule of mob prevail”

 


BANGKOK – Stepping up its campaign against People, Alliances and Democracy today, the PAD raided a television station and brought much of the city to a halt in attempt to ensure that the rule of mob would prevail in Thailand.  

 

“The mob is the most sacred body in the country,” Sonthi told a crowd of 30,000. “This body, this mob, with the King as head, must always be respected. We all must protect and uphold the mob, we must never stop believing in the principles of the mob! ” 

 

He continued: “Without the mob, Thailand is nothing! If we do not follow the rule of mob, there will be order. And when there is order, laws will break out. Which in turn could lead to progress! As long as we maintain the rule of mob, we will never have to worry about progress.”

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