(Thai local time)
 News
Former TAT Governor Denies Ever Being TAT Governor
CNS Lifts Ban on Irony
Astrologers Release Retroactive Predictions For 2007
Academics Hail Freedom That Comes With Conformism
Anonymous Man Flexes Political Muscle
Bumrungrad Hospital Officially Declared Islam’s Third Holiest Site
NLA Now Available For Children’s Parties
NTN Celebrates Second Page of Google Hits
Election Posters Now Visible From Space
Tsunami Warning System To Get Quick Fix
“Official Pick-Up Truck” Isuzu to Sponsor New Constitution
Anti-Singaporean Protestors Unsure What To Boycott
 Breaking News
Queen’s Birthday Portraits Youngest Since 1977
Anti-Red Facebook Pages Officially Abandoned By Bored Thai Middle Class
California Wow Still Flaming
Protestors Manage To Set Klong Alight
 
 World Update
Kim Jong Il’s Pancreas Sent To Labor Camp
Man Reduces Carbon Footprint By Dying Young
U.S. Torture Memos: Detainee Forced To Eat At Cracker Barrel 83 Times In One Month
Americans Insist World Baseball Classic Doesn’t Count Until Americans Win It
 

 PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD WITH NOT THE NATION  TODAY.

MISSING Basic knowledge about client’s past statements and actions, recent Thai history and complex political situation. Urgently email robert.amsterdam

@amsterdamperoff.com.

 WANTED New superficial identity to project to the world. Will be featured in global advertising campaign. Avoid word “smiles”. Send pitches to Tourism Authority of Thailand. 

 

 

LOST Sleep. Between May 14 and May 20 in downtown Bangkok. Can’t remember last time I had it exactly. Would pay anything to have it again. Contact sub desk at AP.

 

 

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