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Flaming Issue

	Flaming Issue: This May Not Be True But We'll Report It Anyway
	Panthongtae Shinawatra Has “Slightly Tinted” Career Ahead, Say Analysts
	6 Baht Windfall Brings New Dreams for Minimum Wage Earners

Breaking News

	Queen’s Birthday Portraits Youngest Since 1977
	Anti-Red Facebook Pages Officially Abandoned By Bored Thai Middle Class
	California Wow Still Flaming
	Protestors Manage To Set Klong Alight

World Update

	Kim Jong Il’s Pancreas Sent To Labor Camp
	Man Reduces Carbon Footprint By Dying Young
	U.S. Torture Memos: Detainee Forced To Eat At Cracker Barrel 83 Times In One Month
	Americans Insist World Baseball Classic Doesn’t Count Until Americans Win It

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MISSING Basic knowledge about client’s past statements and actions, recent Thai history and complex political situation. Urgently email robert.amsterdam

@amsterdamperoff.com.

WANTED New superficial identity to project to the world. Will be featured in global advertising campaign. Avoid word “smiles”. Send pitches to Tourism Authority of Thailand.

LOST Sleep. Between May 14 and May 20 in downtown Bangkok. Can’t remember last time I had it exactly. Would pay anything to have it again. Contact sub desk at AP.