Crazed, Unshaven Andrew Marshall Publishes Incomprehensible 10,000-Word Rant About Aliens, Jews, Nanobots, Prem

SINGAPORE – The highly anticipated Wikileaks-based article by former Reuters journalist Andrew Marshall was finally released this morning, only to disappoint readers who found the 10,000-word essay to be the completely unreadable, illogical rantings of a possibly insane person. The article, which Marshall’s former employer Reuters declined to publish because of its supposedly incendiary revelations...