Samak Just Yelling at People On Street Now

BANGKOK – Disgraced ex-prime minister Samak Sundaravej has resorted to yelling at people and passing cars, according to eyewitness reports. Having been released on bail following both his convictions for libel and conflict of interest, the outspoken 72-year old veteran politician has apparently been unable to find an audience to listen to his opinions. After his offers for a free “exclusive”... 

Apirak Promises Promises, Fulfills Promise

BANGKOK – Apirak Kosayodhin promised today he would make even more dramatic promises in his second term as Bangkok Governor and then immediately fulfilled that promise. “It is the most sacred tradition of Bangkok governors to make promises to fulfill Bangkok’s tremendous promise and I personally promise to make those promises too,” the Democrat declared. “And with that... 

Chuwit Promises to Govern Bangkok Entirely Via Billboards

BANGKOK – In yet another startling twist to the hotly contested race for Bangkok governor, independent candidate Chuwit Kamolvisit has upped the stakes by promising to eliminate the physical office of governor entirely and replace it with a 4-year long series of billboards and posters. “Bangkok is a stinking swamp of corruption and lies,” he explained at a recent press conference....