Free iPhones and iPads for MPs?

A plan to spend Bt50 million on iPhones and iPads for Senators and MPs has come under fire. What do you think? Somchai Vorawan Miaow Farmer Journalist Hi-So Student “How dare they! While phrai like my son are forced to use free Android tablets.” “Can’t we bypass the middleman and just give them to their mistresses?” “Siri, please think of a clever response... 

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