Fines For Making Calls In Cinemas?

The Philippines is proposing a law fining cinema patrons who talk on their mobile phones. What do you think? Miaow Pik Maneet Hi-So Marketing Director, Major Cineplex Thai Film Director “I’m catching Les Mis at Emporium tonight at 8 pm. Call me then and I’ll tell you what I think.” “It’s not enough. We are pushing for a new law fining patrons who don’t... 

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