BANGKOK – The citizens of the nation’s capital woke up this morning to a completely changed world as the 1,652nd bomb attack of the last decade caused injury to someone who wasn’t a resident of the deep southern provinces. In what the government and media are calling a “nightmarish first,” a terrorist plot by alleged Iranians involving improvised explosive devices went horribly wrong on Tuesday... 

BANGKOK – The government has announced a massive new spending program to build a convincing appearance of doing something about flood management, deputy premier Kittiratt Na-Ranong announced yesterday. Budgeted at Bt350 billion, the project represents Thailand’s largest-ever public-perception construction effort, involving multiple ministries and taking up to fifteen years. However, Kittirat insists... 

PYONGYANG – In the wake of the death of Kim Jong Il, North Korea’s political, military, cultural, and spiritual leader, the government of Thailand has offered its assistance to the people of North Korea during this difficult time of cult-idol transition. “The North Koreans have known only one man, and one face, as their national symbol for many years,” said Foreign Minister Surapong Tovichakchaikul.... 

Pathum Thani – As tens of thousands of Thais still trapped by flood waters in Pathum Thani fended off a giant, mutant “croc-zilla”, Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra today assured residents and businesses located in inner Bangkok that they would not be impacted. Pathum Thani residents who have survived croc-zilla’s attacks say the amphibious beast is 72 metres tall, walks... 

BANGKOK – Following the high-profile conviction of Ampon Tangnoppakul for allegedly sending lèse-majesté texts last year, government prosecutors have offered the 61-year old grandfather a new deal. Under the proposed agreement, Ampon’s sentence will be reduced from 20 to only 5 years if he agrees to act more evil between now and his incarceration. “We are experiencing a lot of negative press...