2008 Economic Forecasts Break Record For Caveats

Another US invasion, a crackdown on coyotes, or a bitch-fight between prominent figures all make economic predictions totally useless

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BANGKOK – The 27 caveats for 2008 economic forecasts broke the old record of 25 set in 1992, prominent economists said yesterday.

“This year there are a record number of factors that could swing the economic forecasts,” said renowned economist Supavud Saicheua of Phatra Securities. “Basically nobody knows what will happen in 2008.”

GDP growth forecasts for this year range between 3.5 percent and 6.5 percent, meaning the economy could either really take off or suffer tremendously. We’ll just have to wait and see.

Here are the 27 caveats identified by economists so far:

  1. The election results are voided
  2. Oil prices surge past $100/barrel
  3. The US subprime mortgage crisis causes a US recession
  4. The US bombs Iran
  5. The military stages another coup
  6. PPP gets dissolved
  7. Banharn becomes prime minister
  8. Thaksin returns
  9. The southern insurgency spreads North
  10. Longan production slows
  11. The US bombs Pakistan
  12. Samak becomes prime minister
  13. Coyote dancing banned
  14. Prem and Samak get in a catfight
  15. Sondhi Limthongkul opens his mouth
  16. Rosana Tositrakul sues the stock exchange
  17. Panthongtae becomes finance minister
  18. Foreign businesses are expelled
  19. The Nation fails to sell newspapers
  20. Alcohol banned
  21. Tourists boycott following Suan Lum Night Bazaar closure
  22. Bird flu spreads to mosquitoes
  23. Jatukam decoder rings fail to catch on
  24. The US bombs Canada
  25. People get sick of wearing yellow
  26. Smiling banned
  27. Mourning periods drag on too long
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