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“Have they tried turning it into a paddleboat?”
“German engineering, you say? Just as good the deal didn’t work out. Those engines probably would have failed after eighty million miles, anyhow.”
“Just park it next to ICONSIAM and call it the newest hi-so shopping mall.”
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