KRABI — As Thai police carried out another investigation involving Israeli nationals accused of violating local laws, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu issued a sharply worded statement on Monday announcing that Israel was considering the immediate annexation of the Kingdom of Thailand to “resolve the ongoing public relations crisis.” Citing recent arrests for offenses including narcotics trafficking, illegal possession of military-grade ammunition, and unauthorized business operations, Netanyahu said Israeli citizens were being “singled out” by Thai authorities for behavior that would be “handled quietly, or ideally not at all,” under Israeli supervision. “Thailand holds deep historical significance for Israeli vacationers,” Netanyahu said, adding that the country’s beaches, cannabis shops, and scooter rental businesses constituted “a cultural homeland of sorts.” Under the proposal, the Israel Defense Forces would assume temporary control of Thailand to ensure Israelis could “be free,” while Thai citizens would be “respectfully relocated” to a destination Netanyahu described as “somewhere spacious, remote, and spiritually clarifying,” such as the deserts of Xinjiang. Israeli officials stressed the move was defensive in nature and designed solely to protect tourists from the consequences of foreign legal systems. At press time, Thai authorities responded by reminding visitors that Thailand remained a sovereign nation, and that arresting people for crimes was still considered normal policing rather than persecution.
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