BANGKOK – Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej says he was sexually assaulted last night when the “invisible hand” snuck into his house and gave him “an invisible hand job” while he slept.
“The invisible hand is playing very dirty tricks now,” said an unusually relaxed Samak.
The new PM, who made the accusation today to stunned reporters outside Government House, said that, because he was half-asleep at the time, he still could not reveal the identity of the invisible hand.
“All I can say is that this invisible hand is very skilled, although a bit too herky-jerky,” he said.
In other invisible news, inspired by Samak’s announcement, the Nana Plaza Bar G-Spot is now offering Invisible Hand Jobs to customers for only 300 baht through Sunday.
