Vorawan
Miaow
Farmer
Journalist
Hi-So Student
“How dare they! While phrai like my son are forced to use free Android tablets.”
“Can’t we bypass the middleman and just give them to their mistresses?”
“Siri, please think of a clever response to this poll for me.”
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