Government Budgets ฿350 Billion To Pretend To Care About Floods

BANGKOK – The government has announced a massive new spending program to…

Beer Garden Industry Demands Bailout After 8-Day Cool Season

BANGKOK – The national beer garden industry appealed directly to the PT-led…

Poll That Offers No Alternatives Indicates 100% Support For Everything

A Suan Dusit Poll released this week showed that once again, Thais…

Hotel Bar Proudly Upgrades From Filipino To Canadian Band

BANGKOK – A downtown hotel announced its arrival on the business-class lodging…

HEARING VOICES: Facebook Rapist?

A 37-year-old man was arrested for luring high school girls on Facebook,…

World Food Program Urges North Koreans To Eat Pictures Of Kim Jong Il

ROME – The head of the World Food Program today urged the…

Bangkok’s Small Nightlife Venues Rejoice At Bomb Threats

BANGKOK – The continued rumors and threats of New Years' bombs is…

Thailand Offers North Korea Cult-Icon Transition Assistance

PYONGYANG – In the wake of the death of Kim Jong Il,…

Fortune Tellers Predict Record-Breaking Stupidity, Profits In 2012

BANGKOK – As the year draws to a close, Thailand’s professional soothsayers…