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Security Tightened Around Obese Tourists
No caption available given how this fat tourist wouldn't make room for…
Wikileaks Alleges US Traded ‘Krispy Kreme’ For Viktor Bout
WASHINGTON — New diplomatic cables released by Wikileaks detailing internal communications between…
U.S. Torture Memos: Detainee Forced To Eat At Cracker Barrel 83 Times In One Month
LEBANON, TENNESSEE – CIA interrogators forced Abu Zubaydah, a suspected Al Qaeda…
US Dominates Waterboarding Event At Cobra Gold War Games
RAYONG — The US Army Team once again proved its superiority by…
Tiger Woods Embraces His Thai Half By Denying Reality
WINDERMERE, FLORIDA – Tiger Woods, the world’s number one golfer and one…
Obama Ascends To Heavens On Cloud To Go Get Crabcake Sandwich
MOUNT OLIVET, MA — And on the third day back from Martha’s…
Gays Herald First Acrimonious Gay Divorce
SAN DIEGO — In another landmark moment for the gay rights movement,…
Michael Phelps Smashes Record for World’s Longest Bong Hit
RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA – Having retired from swimming to focus full-time on…
72-pound Steve Jobs Says He’s Never Felt Better
Cupertino, California — Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who weighs the same as…
Obamas Pitch Tent on White House Lawn
The new President informs the First Lady that she has been drafted…