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Michael Phelps Smashes Record for World’s Longest Bong Hit
RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA – Having retired from swimming to focus full-time on…
72-pound Steve Jobs Says He’s Never Felt Better
Cupertino, California — Apple CEO Steve Jobs, who weighs the same as…
Obamas Pitch Tent on White House Lawn
The new President informs the First Lady that she has been drafted…
Still 55 Million Idiots Left in the US
The official number of idiots in the United States has been reduced…
Southerners, Farmers Rejoice at Obama Victory
Farmers, fishermen, urban laborers, rubber tappers and those just "born that way" celebrated…
Obama Buys Lehmann Brothers With Leftover Campaign Funds
CLEVELAND, OHIO - With the US presidential election in less than a…
Paedophile Caught in Country That Is Not Thailand
NEW JERSEY, USA - A global manhunt led yesterday to the capture…
McCain Promises Reagan-like Era of Dementia, Debt
MISSOURI, USA — In a concerted appeal to the right wing of…
Palin’s Seven-Year-Old Daughter Killed Moose
SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA – Conservatives at the Republican Convention are over the moon…
Bush Admits He Authorized Secret Program To Locate Countries Where He Is Not Hated
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The US Congress has opened an inquiry into a…