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Southerners, Farmers Rejoice at Obama Victory
Farmers, fishermen, urban laborers, rubber tappers and those just "born that way" celebrated…
Obama Buys Lehmann Brothers With Leftover Campaign Funds
CLEVELAND, OHIO - With the US presidential election in less than a…
Paedophile Caught in Country That Is Not Thailand
NEW JERSEY, USA - A global manhunt led yesterday to the capture…
McCain Promises Reagan-like Era of Dementia, Debt
MISSOURI, USA — In a concerted appeal to the right wing of…
Palin’s Seven-Year-Old Daughter Killed Moose
SAINT PAUL, MINNESOTA – Conservatives at the Republican Convention are over the moon…
Bush Admits He Authorized Secret Program To Locate Countries Where He Is Not Hated
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The US Congress has opened an inquiry into a…
Hillary Clinton Plans to Land Jet on Aircraft Carrier With “Mission Accomplished” Banner in Background
INDIAN OCEAN - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton will land a jet on…
Bush Solves Middle East Crisis
WASHINGTON DC– U.S. President George W. Bush made a startling breakthrough today,…
Supporters ‘Inspired’ by Obama Fart
DALLAS, TEXAS – Barack Obama received wild cheers of support after farting…
Hillary’s ‘Obama Will Die’ Strategy Leads To New Hampshire Win
NEW HAMPSHIRE – New York Sen. Hillary Clinton’s strategy to paint fellow…