2009

Latest 2009 News

Selling Thai Stocks For Any Reason Now Punishable By 5 Years In Jail

BANGKOK – Activity on the SET came to a halt today when…

WHO Offices Raided For Spreading ‘Average Human Lifespan’ Rumor

BANGKOK – Offices of the World Health Organization in Thailand were raided by…

Dr. Pornthip Arrested For Stating Everyone Must Die Sometime

BANGKOK – Forensic expert Khunying Pornthip Rojanasunand M.D. was arrested today in…

Teenage Girl Admits To Floating Krathong With Seven Different Men

AYUTTHAYA — Police are currently questioning a 17-year-old girl who floated krathong with at least seven…

2,944 Stock Traders Arrested For ‘Believing’ Rumors

BANGKOK – Every licensed stock broker in Thailand was arrested yesterday for having…

His Majesty Maintains Perfect 1:1 Inhale-Exhale Ratio

BANGKOK - The Royal Household Bureau reported today that His Majesty maintains…

Obama Ascends To Heavens On Cloud To Go Get Crabcake Sandwich

MOUNT OLIVET, MA — And on the third day back from Martha’s…

Asia’s Awesome Bootleg DVD Selection Traced Back To Single Chinese Mafia Boss Film School Dropout

BANGKOK – The amazing diversity and artistic quality of bootleg DVDs available…

Villa Market Unveils World’s First 10,000 Baht Tomato

BANGKOK – Villa Market, one of the capital city’s premium grocery store…

Female Expat Maintains Positive Self-Image Despite Living in Thailand

Canadian Martha Herkimer has surprised experts and local residents by defying a…