Thailand Opens New “Corruption Tunnel” to Streamline Government Bribery Operations
Bangkok — In a groundbreaking infrastructure project set to revolutionize the way…
Social Scientists Discover New Species Of Coup In Thailand
BANGKOK — Researchers today announced the discovery of a previously unknown strain…
Yingluck Announces Pledged-Rice Ski Mountain
BANGKOK – Attempting to counter accusations of economic mismanagement, the government unveiled…
Southern Insurgents Promise To Make Actual Demands By 2017
KUALA LUMPUR — National Security Council (NSC) secretary-general Paradorn Pattanatabutr claimed a…
Corporate Centrist Hegemonist Defeats Corporate Centrist Hegemonist
WASHINGTON, DC – Executive power was smoothly transferred once again in the…
Red Bull Heir, Honda Highway Girl, Bus-Stop Mercedes Killer Sentenced To Demolition Derby Death Match
BANGKOK—In what legal scholars and social analysts are declaring a “landmark ruling,”…
National Parks Chief Demolished For Encroaching On National Bribery Areas
BANGKOK – Today the government took the extraordinary step of demolishing the…
Police Launch New EZ-Bribe Card For Motorists
BANGKOK – Drivers in the capital will now enjoy the convenience of…
NASA Weather Project Deemed Insufficiently Illegal For US-Thai Standards
U-TAPAO, CHONBURI – To the disappointment of both scientists and analysts, a…
BTS Proudly Achieves Tokyo-Grade Passenger Discomfort
BANGKOK – The Bangkok Mass Transit System Public Company Limited (BTSC), operator…