2,944 Stock Traders Arrested For ‘Believing’ Rumors
BANGKOK – Every licensed stock broker in Thailand was arrested yesterday for having…
Patronizing White Man With Degree Reassures Thai Elites With Unexamined Rhetoric
BANGKOK – The entire world outside of Thailand, which was previously shown…
Thai Elite Dismayed as Status Reduced to Medium-So
BANGKOK — The prolonged troubles in the Thai economy have reduced the…
Report: 99% Of ‘American Breakfasts’ Served In Phuket Just Fried Egg And Hot Dog
PHUKET — Following earlier reports that up to 90% of the coastline…
Illegal Airport Taxis To Be Punished With King Power Shopping Trip
BANGKOK – In a renewed effort to crack down on illegal taxis at…
Thai Media Agree To Focus All Coverage On Cute Animals
BANGKOK – Citing positive response from recent 24-hour coverage of the panda cub…
Divers Open Mystery Containers; Discover 20 Million Unsold Thailand Elite Cards
SATTAHIP — Speculation surrounding the contents of several submerged containers in the…
All Future Government Announcements To Be Made By Girls In Space Boots
BANGKOK – Citing falling approval numbers in recent university polls, the Democrat-led…
World Media Soldiers On As Killer Virus Destroys Humanity
THE SCARY WORLD – Wire agencies, newspapers and television networks have continued…
As Tensions Mount, Prostitutes Report Rise In Political-Color-Fetish Sex Requests
BANGKOK – The country may officially be in recession, but one industry…