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NTN Welcomes Glorious New Junta-Appointed Editor-in-Chief
NTN HEAD OFFICE — The online newspaper NotTheNation restarted its operations today…
Greece Invents Democracy, Economy Fails
Pericles, the source of Greek economic failure. EURO ZONE – In an…
Thais Happy To Be Ruled By A Bunch Of Mother-Huggers
BANGKOK — Citizens around the kingdom of Thailand are enjoying a special…
Army, Police Successfully Neutralize Blank Sheet Of A4 Paper
RAJPRASONG — A large-scale, coordinated military and police effort was credited on…
HEARING VOICES: What Reforms Would You Like To See First?
The NCPO has promised reforms. What would you reform first? MiaowNidFritzlHi-So StudentPDRC ProtestorSex…
New Visa Rules Exclude Everyone Except Sex Tourists, Alcoholics, Drug Addicts, Ravers, Illiterate Troglodytes
BANGKOK – Citing the need for maintaining order and unity during the…
Junta Insists “Protests” Just Rowdy Mainland Chinese Tourists
BANGKOK – Thailand’s new military government strongly denied the existence of anti-coup…
Army Bans 10 “Dangerous Books” From Bookstores
BANGKOK — Citing the need to promote harmony in society, the National…
Junta Name Change Earns Instant Global Legitimacy
BANGKOK — Global criticism of the military coup d'état that seized power…