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Still 55 Million Idiots Left in the US
The official number of idiots in the United States has been reduced…
Bruce Willis Unable To Escape Suvarnabhumi Vent System
BANGKOK – After vowing to retake the airport, liberate tens of thousands of…
HM the Queen to Preside Over 18,300 Funerals of Victims of War on Drugs, Southern Insurgency, Poverty, Chalerm’s Sons
BANGKOK – In a follow-up to this week’s decision to attend the…
Illiterate, Deaf, Mute Farang Captured on Ramkhamhaeng
BANGKOK - Anthropologists in Thailand made a shocking discovery last week when…
Chinese Gov’t Arrests Babies for “Defeatist” Melamine Intolerance
BEIJING - In the wake of the tainted-milk scandal which has killed…
Samak Just Yelling at People On Street Now
BANGKOK – Disgraced ex-prime minister Samak Sundaravej has resorted to yelling at…
Apirak Promises Promises, Fulfills Promise
BANGKOK – Apirak Kosayodhin promised today he would make even more dramatic…
Real Estate Firm To Open New Luxury Condo For Foreign Criminals
BANGKOK – Leading real estate developer Raimon Land has announced it is…
Beijing Arrests Fat Chinese Children Ahead of Olympics
BEIJING - As part of its urban beautification program ahead of the…