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100-Day Funeral For Red Bull Founder Claims More Lives

PATTAYA – Three more fatalities have been reported as the solemn observations…

National Tsunami Warning System Turns Out To Be One Twitter Account

BANGKOK – Following this week’s massive earthquake and tsunami scare that sparked…

Hundreds Killed By Tsunami Of People Fleeing Beaches

BANDA ACEH, INDONESIA – Tragedy struck this coastal region again as over…

Thaksin Feigns Shock At Reports People Want To Kill Him

VIENTIANE – Fugitive premier Thaksin Shinawatra pretended to be surprised yesterday when…

Panic As Nation’s 1,652nd Bombing Injures Non-Southerners

BANGKOK – The citizens of the nation’s capital woke up this morning…

Government Budgets ฿350 Billion To Pretend To Care About Floods

BANGKOK – The government has announced a massive new spending program to…

HEARING VOICES: Facebook Rapist?

A 37-year-old man was arrested for luring high school girls on Facebook,…

World Food Program Urges North Koreans To Eat Pictures Of Kim Jong Il

ROME – The head of the World Food Program today urged the…

Bangkok’s Small Nightlife Venues Rejoice At Bomb Threats

BANGKOK – The continued rumors and threats of New Years' bombs is…

Thailand Offers North Korea Cult-Icon Transition Assistance

PYONGYANG – In the wake of the death of Kim Jong Il,…