Thais Happy To Be Ruled By A Bunch Of Mother-Huggers
BANGKOK — Citizens around the kingdom of Thailand are enjoying a special…
Army, Police Successfully Neutralize Blank Sheet Of A4 Paper
RAJPRASONG — A large-scale, coordinated military and police effort was credited on…
Army Bans 10 “Dangerous Books” From Bookstores
BANGKOK — Citing the need to promote harmony in society, the National…
Social Scientists Discover New Species Of Coup In Thailand
BANGKOK — Researchers today announced the discovery of a previously unknown strain…
Prayuth Urges Thais To Keep Bombings In South Where They Can Be Safely Ignored
BANGKOK — The army chief directed a strong statement today at the…
Army Chief Warns Against “Conversation”
BANGKOK – Weighing in on the controversy created by a recent Thai…
Southern Insurgents Promise To Make Actual Demands By 2017
KUALA LUMPUR — National Security Council (NSC) secretary-general Paradorn Pattanatabutr claimed a…
Criminal Court Unable To Choose Between Cowardly Options In Lèse-Majesté Case
BANGKOK — The Criminal Court on Monday morning postponed until May 30…
Poll That Offers No Alternatives Indicates 100% Support For Everything
A Suan Dusit Poll released this week showed that once again, Thais…
Fortune Tellers Predict Record-Breaking Stupidity, Profits In 2012
BANGKOK – As the year draws to a close, Thailand’s professional soothsayers…