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ADDICTION

Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony.

HELP WANTED

Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud.

FOR SALE 

Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram.