Mai Phoutthavong
Lao Meuy
Zhao Lian
Concerned Villager
Rice Farmer
Heartless Mine Executive
“I told you all not to let them mine here. Now, who’s laughing? Not me, because my house is tilting at a 45-degree angle.”
“I heard the boom and thought it was the end of the world. Turns out it was just the end of my rice field. Same difference.”
“Do I know what caused the sinkhole? That’s up for debate. Do I know who I will pin this on? No, but I’m sure I’ll find someone. I do know I just bought a vacation home. Potash business is good.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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