Nakarin Mektrairat
Paetongtarn Shinawatra
President of the Constitutional Court of Thailand
Prime Minister
Unemployed
“This verdict followed the strictest standards of what we could get away with.”
“My father endured so much: he’s shown the nation that even billionaires have to endure the cruel, harsh realities of hospital-grade lobster bisque.”
“At this point, just let him run the country again. We’re already halfway there.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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