Farang Handler
Monkey Washer
Elephant Watcher
“People keep asking why we let this happen. I’d ask the same thing—if I could afford to live anywhere within five kilometers of here.”
“I thought about protesting all the Chinese investments, but then I remembered I’m also renting out my spare room to a family from Shenzhen.”
“I mean, sure, I promised my grandmother I’d never sell our ancestral farmland, but she didn’t see the truckload of money they backed up to my house.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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