Arthit Suriyawong
Chaiwat Prasertsuk
Thaksin Shinawatra
Crocodile Digitizer
Seam-Fitter
String-Puller
“Why even bother sentencing anyone anymore? Just skip to the parole party.”
“What’s the point of jail time when your political resume is punishment enough?”
“Yingluck has always been misunderstood—just like the rice scheme, and the courts, and Thailand in general.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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