Khunying
Douche-Bag Journo
Hi-So Student
“People who don’t love the King aren’t real Thais, so the real turnout was zero.”
“Yeah, that corresponds with the 39,982 Twitpics sent from my iPhone.””
“Wait, that wasn’t the queue for Krispy Kreme? My driver is so fired.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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