Miaow
Somchai
Sukhumbhand
Hi-So Student
Shop Owner
Governor of Bangkok
“Wouldn’t it be cheaper to pay fake scientists to tell us we’re going to be okay?”
“I already wrapped my storefront in ฿300 of plastic sheeting. I’m never leaving.”
“Why don’t we just move the suburbs? I mean, they’re already flooded.”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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