Anurak Wichian
Chalita Nopparat
Supanida Kanchana
Static Enforcer
Monkey Barber
Staffer
“Are you sure that’s him? Oh, you are? Weird, I am so used to seeing this fucker in a tank top and no underwear, I didn’t recognize him in a suit and tie.”
“I only saw the Queen in the televised address. Such a shame they didn’t have room to include the official consort, Sineenatha. I wonder how she’s doing?”
“Oh, that’s so nice of them to think of us. How is his $40 billion personal fortune doing?”
ADDICTION Are you an alcoholic? Me too. Normally I can be found at Molly Malone’s from 11am to 5pm, Cheap Charlies at 6pm, and Nana Plaza to close. Ask the bartenders for Tony. | HELP WANTED Deputy Finance Minister, full time. Must be able to depreciate baht without sinking SET. No previous political office held 2000-06. No financial office held 1995-97. Contact Surayud. | FOR SALE Water buffalo. 7 years-old. Always sick, never work, always need operation. Never work hard enough. Work no good. 5,000B or best offer. Call mother of Nok, 96 Moo 3, Buri Ram. |
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