INDIAN OCEAN – Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton will land a jet on an aircraft carrier displaying a banner declaring “Mission Accomplished” and make a speech declaring that she has won the race for the White House against rival Barack Obama.
In the speech, she will declare an end to Obama’s presence in politics and outline her strategic goals in capturing the White House in the forthcoming race against John McCain.
The plan for the elaborate publicity stunt has left the Obama campaign reeling. Campaign spokesman Bill Burton admitted, “It has been proven time and time again that Americans will believe anything. The Muslim Obama is writing his concession speech right now.”
