Obese, Diabetic, Smoking Sex-Tourist Is Appalled At Lack Of Nana Plaza Fire Exits

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NANA PLAZA — The lack of a rear fire exit and a general absence of international-standard safety rules at Nana Entertainment Plaza was emphatically condemned last night by Lester Mott, a 47-year old American sex tourist who frequents the area.

Mott, who smokes 3 packs of Khrong Tip a day and has Type 2 obesity-related diabetes, claimed that a fire exit was a basic standard of safety that even a third-world country should be able to manage. While eating a cheeseburger and smoking, both of which his physician has begged him to quit, Mott railed against what he perceived as Thailand’s “basic disregard for the sanctity of life.”

The divorced expatriate then insisted that he was primarily concerned for the safety and rights of the Thai women employed at the plaza, whom he regularly pressures into anal sex for no extra charge.

Mott concluded his statement by threatening to boycott Nana Plaza for the 129th time since 1996.

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